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Dead?

2009-09-07T22:51:18Z

It would apear that this tribe has died......ah well.

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seen today

2007-11-30T06:53:56Z

"God's coming, look busy"

But if that were it, there I wouldn't bother mentioning it. This one was enhanced with a pair of Coop devil girl stickers:

http://www.coopstuff.com/Graphics/Stix/SCP020.gif
and
http://www.coopstuff.com/Graphics/StixEMore/scp061communion.gif

Creating a much different idea of "coming" in my mind.

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I won at a silent auction

2007-01-31T20:47:59Z

A basket full of Burningman survival supplies. Included was a bumpersticker that said "Burningman...it's the Darndest thing! " I love it and I will be sticking it to the bumper of my van.

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On the way in to work today...

2006-09-20T19:54:09Z

"Flirt harder. I'm a physicist."

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Fridge magnets

2006-09-15T02:01:05Z

I know they're not bumperstickers but mine is really fun and I thought I should share it with you:

Picture of the 50's, women having tea and you can read

God if you can't make me thin, at least make my friends look fatter!!!

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Halloween Jesus Dress Up - now this could be fun...

2006-09-15T01:59:44Z

www.jesusdressup.com/index.html

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political

2006-09-14T00:24:23Z

Bush/Cheney
better than kerry
worse than everyone else

three purple hearts
is not three times
as heartfelt as 1

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Shit

2006-05-18T22:41:14Z

Bought this sticker today:

*Poo Poo Occurs*

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Two in a row!

2006-05-18T03:08:12Z

The great and mighty hamster of doom rains coconuts down upon your pitiful city.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch.

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Just today...

2006-01-05T07:25:35Z

Just today, I was in line at a fast-food place, where a woman leaned out of her window, and yelled, "I love your bumper stickers!"

I have 3:
Life is cheap, it's the accessories that will kill you.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
Straight but not narrow.

I have no idea which one she was talking about, but at least I could entertain her.

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Coming up fast...

2005-12-31T07:12:53Z

"Inhale to the Chief!"

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2 I must haves...

2005-12-29T15:39:40Z

```Love this cause I can relate...

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. -Dorothy.

```And the best advice Ive ever seen for men on women,

Don't fuck with my head and I wont think with my dick.

```Guys, Ive been there too, ;-)

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magic on wheels?

2005-11-24T10:33:07Z

I saw a couple really funny ones for sale last year:

Witches Parking...All Others Will Be Toad.

************

Aunt Em,

Hate you, hate Kansas; taking the dog.

Dorothy.

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Holiday Reminder

2005-11-23T19:46:44Z

"Don't Drink & Drive....You May Hit a Bump & Spill Your Drink"

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Religious Sarcasm

2005-11-23T16:48:25Z

My Reverend friend gave me this BS...

"God Is Everywhere.Even In New Jersey"

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George W.

2005-11-23T01:03:14Z

Picture of George with writing to side that reads:

"Would Someone Please Give This Man A Blowjob So We Can Impeach Him!"

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In Honor of Katrina victims

2005-09-12T23:45:49Z

"Someone I love was killed by the Federal Government'

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True Dat {;o)

2005-09-07T02:27:05Z

SHIFT HAPPENS

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TWO MORE

2005-08-31T20:55:55Z

Now I am wasting time on the net...

-Durring elections, "Republicans for Voldimort"

Personal fav, "Mean people suck"

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Seen on many pickup truck around my rural neck of the woods...

2005-08-14T03:02:49Z

"A WORKING MAN VOTING REPUBLICAN IS LIKE A CHICKEN VOTING FOR COLONEL SANDERS"

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Has any one noticed....

2005-06-30T23:03:25Z

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES

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Everyone wins

2005-06-30T20:54:30Z

Forgive me if I'm reposting a great bumper sticker here but I just love...

"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

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Lighting Up...

2005-06-26T01:17:18Z

At least I can still smoke in my car !

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sacred cows

2005-06-26T01:12:56Z

"Sacred cows make the best hamburgers"

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Seen this morning: "Frodo has failed....

2005-06-22T20:10:35Z

... Bush has the ring."

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short & to the point

2005-06-19T21:52:41Z

"The Christian Right is Neither" ...

I saw this on a little dusty VW bug today. Ain't it cool!? I loved it!

:o)

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Driven

2005-04-30T00:21:40Z

"Designed by computer, built by a robot...driven by a moron"

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How much?

2005-04-25T23:45:05Z

Seen on a Mini

"Whadya mean 'junk', i paid $50 for this!"

And the one in the back of my dear departed ROVER mini..

"100% free of BMW parts"

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Honk If....

2005-04-22T15:54:12Z

I always found these funny. Today I saw one that said;

Honk if you have weapons of mass destruction.

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homemade

2005-04-21T05:28:10Z

"God bless our CIA Death Squads"

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on a 4x4

2005-04-18T00:42:27Z

printed upside down :

If you can read this, flip me over!

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As seen on

2005-04-17T08:40:25Z

a pin but it'd make a good BS:

"I'll try anything once. I'll try it again if it hurts enough."

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ISMS

2005-03-30T15:23:54Z

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken. Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I. Have The Body Of A. God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A. Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

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recently seen (3)

2005-03-22T08:38:11Z

"I STOP FOR RED LIGHTS"

"I [gear] ROTATING MACHINERY"

"I want my INALIENABLE RIGHTS BACK"

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fun site

2005-02-14T00:00:53Z

www.northernsun.com

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grow your own dope.......

2005-02-05T18:37:26Z

PLaNt A mAn.

hehehe

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So Many Christians...

2005-02-01T05:49:56Z

... So Few Lions.

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what jesus would do

2005-01-28T21:20:42Z

Jesus would use his turn signal,
That's what he would do.

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Interesting article from another Tribe

2005-01-08T04:08:09Z

TRANSMISSION FROM THE TIMELESS WAVE

On the eve of December ’s full moon, a grand cosmic event occurred. To understand the implications of this event, we must first share with you its context. At the beginning of this cycle of existence —what we have come to call the “manvantaric dawn ”—a dark force unleashed itself into the most sanctified chamber of the Council of Primordial Movement, and was instantly contained. For the aeons of time that constitute this manvantaric cycle, we have explored and experienced the residual influence of this so-called dark force, a force that has expressed itself through all modes of skewed energy, through distortion and fear. Finally, on the day after Christmas, the force dissolved, the effects of its dissolution rippling throughout all time and space, through all dimensions, across the interlocking spheres of existence.

On earth, we experienced an earthquake of epic proportions. This earthquake —while framed in the language of trauma and drama by the media —has in fact served an exquisite purpose. A frozen dissonance, long held within the earth, was dismantled and released through the energetics of the quake, a release that ultimately facilitated a (higher vibrational) realignment for the planet ’s axis.

There is a sweetness, a soft movement stirring within the earth now. Whereas many might continue focus on the doom and gloom of these times, know that a nexus of extraordinary shifts undulates through creation. This nexus is a waveband of frequencies, a radial constellation of portals through which you are asked to enter and expand. You are invited to access the grandest frequency of the waveband aligned to your essence, all the while clearing those deeply held illusions that would block your flow into the next phase of your existence. Whatever keeps you from fully claiming the highest potential of your divinity, it will play across the arc of your awareness now, so you can, once and for all, acknowledge and dissolve it. In order to support the greatest possible expansion, you have been anchored in the stillpoint of your being.

The stillpoint is that deep-within-place that resonates only with your essence; it supports and is the divine creativity of all that you are. It is impossible, while centered in the stillpoint, to avoid or escape the illusions you are now called to dismantle and release. This can be, at times, a challenging experience, as the intense pain held in our ancient memories is beyond anything we have encountered until now. It is, at last, the primordial root-wound from which all of our illusions have stemmed. The process of releasing from the stillpoint has the potential, however, to be both graceful, fluid and ecstatic. Call upon the support of your Timeless Self. Beyond your multidimensional higherself presence, this grandest Self will encompass you in sweetness and love, that even in the depths of despair you will know your highest potential and claim it. You may also invoke the waters of life —what we have come to call the pralayic waters —to flow through your being. (The pralaya is the divine counterpart of the manvantara (alluded to above); it is the primordial dream-sea from which all creation flows and to which creation returns. The waters, when called upon to cleanse and soothe, assist your being to restore the gentle flow of its natural and balanced state. For more on this, see below.)

The most important message we could bring to you in these times is to continually align with the highest potential of your divinity, and to let go of the need to struggle in that process. We remind you that it is not only possible, but PURPOSEFUL, to align with your grandest potential while still addressing and experiencing fears you may hold. The stillpoint in which you are currently anchored supports this paradoxical state beautifully. We speak of purpose because of the true and far-reaching impact you each have on the grand picture that now unfolds. In connecting with that highest point of potential witihin your beingness, you support and invite the realization of the grandest spiral into bliss.

Here is an exercise that will assist you during these shifts :

1. Set your auric field: Call in the yellow buttercup light to wash through your field, then the aqua frequency to follow.
2. Ground into the Timeless Aspect of Gaia (not the physical earth) and into the Matrix. (If you have moved beyond the Matrix at this time, ground into your future divine presence).
3. Run your divine essence through your entire being from beyond Source.
4. Call in your Timeless Self and ask to be aligned with the stillpoint of your being.
5. Run the Pralayic Waters through your entire being and connect to the highest purpose of your divine plan.
6.Ask your Timeless Self to align you with the highest potential of your being in this moment.
7.Breathe into and honor the beauty of your being now. Know that wherever you are in your process, it is PERFECT.

A Note on Gaia and the Current Sentience of the Earth:
It is important to note Gaia ’s role in the orchestration of this quake, as well as the experience of the sentience who now guides the evolution of this planet. Gaia, no longer intertwined with earth, held the space for the event, aligning herself with its highest frequency potential. The sentience now infused within the earth experienced the event in a more traumatic way: “he ”is currently moving through a healing process of his own, and is preparing to claim his sovereign power and the grand role he has promised to play in these auspicious times. He is a beautiful and wise presence, yet one who has yet to fully claim his beauty. (In moments of self-doubt and confusion, he has sometimes invited other energies —skewed and power-seeking —to overlay his being, a pattern that reflects one of humanity ’s old tendencies of relinquishing its power to external authority figures.)

If you would like to receive this newsletter in its original format or to be on our monthly mailing list, you can email us at blisseekers@yahoo.com

BLessings--

Piama and Kela-Ra

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my favorites

2005-01-02T09:41:32Z

"people are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motocycly gangs"
"god was my copilot, but then we crashed into the mountains and i had to rat him"
"BUCKLE UP! it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car"
"guns don't kill people...they just make it real easy"
"heck is for people who don't believe in gosh"

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Another Classic

2004-10-20T21:51:51Z

Saw it and LMAO...

Bush: Pull Out!
Just like your father should have.

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What's free??

2004-10-13T00:14:43Z

I saw a bumper sticker today that I have seen before. For some reason today it envoked argument (of sorts) within me.

"Freedom is not free."

"Free" meaning without restraint and "Dom" meaning state, condition, or quality of being.

Who's implication was this in the first place? Was someone trying to be clever or was someone associating with the prefix of the word taking over it's true meaning?

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Stolen or Defaced

2004-09-22T04:40:41Z

I saw a couple of messages here about bumper stickers that had been stolen or vandalized; any others? I currently have three items on the back of my car: a Darwin fish (stolen once, bought a new one), "Hang up and Drive", and "Invest in America, buy a Congressman".

I used to have "Doing my part to piss off the Religious Right", but it was stolen as well. I replaced it with "God protect me from your followers". That sticker went missing and presumed stolen one day until I spotted it about a week later stuck to the telephone switchbox outside my apartment building with the "from your followers" part cut off so it just said "God protect me". That pissed me off so much; it's one of those things that would have been worth them doing just to catch them doing it.

All my stickers are on magnetic backing so that I can remove them when I'm driving through the Bible Belt. I figure my priciples are worth getting my tires slashed for, but advertising them is not. However, it does make the stickers that much easier to steal.

Any other war stories?

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Seen on VW Bus

2004-09-14T08:28:25Z

One nuclear bomb could ruin your whole day

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Slap it on!

2004-09-12T02:46:14Z

I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.

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Not my president..

2004-07-20T01:44:59Z

Seen in San Francisco today:

Not my president
Not my governor
Not my mayor

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if this truck is moving

2004-07-16T18:56:58Z

call my grandfather, and tell the driver they got a head start

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Favorite Fish >O>

2004-07-12T11:33:22Z

I have two fish on my car one says vampire with fangs, the other one says Cthulu with tentacles. My favorite though I saw in Canada and it said N'Chips on the inside.. I laughed all the way to the border.
-E

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Science Bumperstickers

2004-07-06T21:34:54Z

My two fave science bumperstickers are for speed:

186,000 miles per second. It's not only a good idea, it's the LAW!

(On a red bumpersticker)
If This Sticker Is Blue, You're Driving Too Fast

This last one i posted in the photo section.

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Looking for:

2004-07-06T12:34:09Z

"32,000 killed and I still have to pay $2.29 a gallon for gas!"

Anyone seen it?

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Bumperstickers...

2004-06-10T16:32:17Z

Okay, I'm prolly gonna get a handful of sh*t for this one, but:

BUMPERSTICKERS ARE NOT THE ANSWER!

I wanted to market that one at the height of the Iraq war...

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t-shirt seen

2004-06-02T22:03:23Z

Seen in Oakland, CA, yesterday on a man walking with a white cane:
"PISS ON PITY"

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Bumpersticker Heaven

2004-04-21T18:58:58Z

Oh so many...

http://www.unamerican.com/catalog/index.htm#stickers

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QUESTION AUTHENTICATION

2004-04-09T18:21:36Z

'Next we'll have "QUESTION AUTHENTICATION", eh?'
- Greg (MITM! MITM!) Andrews

in a discussion on IPsec

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Praise Seitan

2004-02-12T20:17:50Z

Photo now in album.

(Seitan, pronounced "say-tahn", is a meat-like wheat protein.)

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mullets

2004-02-06T20:43:05Z

Jesus Had A Mullet

giving credit where it is due, this one was given to me by a guy at burningman 02. he's ministryofmutation dot com.

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All-Time Champeen...

2004-01-28T00:15:00Z

Nobody... and I mean *no-body*... does 17-word-or-less "Pot-Shots" better than "Ashleigh Brilliant"...

My favorite: "I've tried everything else, but I keep coming back to sex..."

He's got a million of 'em...

http://www.ashleighbrilliant.com

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karma is a boomerang

2004-01-27T15:54:58Z

karma is a boomerang

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They must be stoned in hell.

2004-01-21T18:25:49Z

"They must be stoned in hell."
- Ali Mahdi, an Iraqi on the fate teh Americans deserve

It is pretty good out of context.

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God

2004-01-19T00:03:12Z

"Pray There's A God!"

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Whose God...?

2004-01-17T20:00:17Z

"Don't make me come down there..."

"Jesus loves you... but everybody else thinks you're an asshole!"

"Beware -- I brake for the Rapture"
(my vote for the scariest...)

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Suburbanites

2003-12-16T21:40:42Z

Saw this one the other day:

"Get your kids, cell phone, and SUV away from my ass!"

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Beware Their Propaganda

2003-12-16T21:39:38Z

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Put the fun back in funeral

2003-12-16T18:07:37Z

Put the fun back in funeral

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catch phrases are for fools

2003-12-01T05:20:08Z

so.. howzabout "ASK ME ABOUT MY VOW OF SILENCE"?
tee hee hee.

do I fit in now?

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Why is it called "riot gear" if it isn't to create a riot?

2003-11-24T21:32:36Z

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BETTER DROWNED THAN DUFFERS IF NOT DUFFERS WONT DROWN

2003-11-03T18:34:37Z

Telegram in the book _Swallows and Amazons_

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Accept Every Thing

2003-10-26T22:14:20Z

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0>1

2003-10-25T20:55:18Z

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There is no America, there is no democracy

2003-10-24T23:34:31Z

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Save your receipts, saviour recedes

2003-10-24T23:33:35Z

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God in the skies, God in disguise

2003-10-24T23:33:09Z

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No hand-to-hand bashing in of porcupines

2003-10-24T23:32:36Z

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Information gladly given, but safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation

2003-10-24T23:32:04Z

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don't compete!

2003-10-23T20:35:44Z

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save nothing!

2003-10-23T20:34:42Z

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am i awake?

2003-10-23T20:33:28Z

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slip into zero!

2003-10-23T20:32:12Z

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Do Not Rub Fish!

2003-10-23T01:39:39Z

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End Ignorance...Stop Thinking!

2003-10-23T01:38:07Z

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Be Homer!

2003-10-23T01:37:27Z

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