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My Reverend friend gave me this BS...
"God Is Everywhere.Even In New Jersey"
"God Is Everywhere.Even In New Jersey"
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Unsu...
Re: Religious Sarcasm
Sun, August 28, 2005 - 12:33 AM"Jesus is so cool ... He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy."
I saw this one tonite! LOL! -
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Re: Religious Sarcasm
Sun, August 28, 2005 - 6:54 AMLOVE THAT!!
I saw a T-Shirt that said, What Would Jesus Bomb?
I thought I'd die laughing!
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Re: Religious Sarcasm
Sun, August 28, 2005 - 8:38 AMOk y'all - - -
"Jesus is coming - LOOK BUSY!" -
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Re: Religious Sarcasm
Sun, August 28, 2005 - 8:40 AMJesus is coming, Hide your bong! -
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Re: Religious Sarcasm
Sun, August 28, 2005 - 8:47 AMLOL!!!!!!!
(Do ya think he'll notice my hookah?)
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Re: Religious Sarcasm
Sun, August 28, 2005 - 8:55 AMSalvation = lot's of time on your knees -
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Re: Religious Sarcasm
Sun, August 28, 2005 - 9:16 AMI know it's not just me, but does anyone else notice that people with x-tian stickers are the WORST drivers on the planet?
I believe it's because they are *forgiven* -
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Unsu...
Re: Religious Sarcasm
Sun, August 28, 2005 - 9:44 AMLMAO!!!! I think they don't worry about safe driving because they plan on going to heaven anyway & are tired of going to church all the time & preaching to everybody else the rest of the week .... it SOOOO makes sense!!!!
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Unsu...
Re: Religious Sarcasm
Sun, August 28, 2005 - 3:51 PMJesus loves you......
Everyone else thinks you're a c**t -
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Unsu...
Re: Religious Sarcasm
Wed, August 31, 2005 - 12:57 PMIn case of rapture can I have your fries? -
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Re: Religious Sarcasm{;oP
Wed, August 31, 2005 - 1:10 PMThat's a good one Brother O!lol -
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Unsu...
Re: Religious Sarcasm{;oP
Thu, November 17, 2005 - 12:10 PMOn our family car under the rainbow sticker...
"Jesus loves you but Im his favorite."
right next to
"Lord save me from your followers!"
and (mine)
"I trust God, its you Im having trouble with." -
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Re: Religious Sarcasm{;oP
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 6:25 AMI love the one that says;
*I have nothing against God, It's his fan club I can't stand* -
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Re: Religious Sarcasm{;oP
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 6:28 AMOh and;
*Stop using Jesus as an excuse to be a narrow-minded bigot*
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Re: Religious Sarcasm{;oP
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 6:30 AMandf the ever popular
Jesus loves you, and I'm trying.
or was that on a t-shirt? -
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Re: Religious Sarcasm{;oP
Fri, November 18, 2005 - 6:46 AMJesus loes you and everyone else thinks you're a c*nt...
Oh that's the unrated version! heehee!
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Re: Religious Sarcasm
Tue, November 22, 2005 - 9:55 PMGod was my co-pilot. But we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. -
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Re: Religious Sarcasm
Wed, November 23, 2005 - 7:15 AMI have seen that one! It's great!
I think I had to pull over I was laughing so hard!
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Re: Religious Sarcasm
Wed, November 23, 2005 - 8:16 AMIf going to church makes you a Christian. Does going to a garage make you a car?
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Re: Religious Sarcasm
Wed, November 23, 2005 - 8:48 AM"He's YOUR God; They're YOUR Rules; YOU Burn in Hell"
