bumperstickerism is the one or another true religion.

you cannot get to heaven (or wherever it is that you think you are going with your sniveling whiner attitude) unless you can reduce your entire belief system and understanding of all of existence into a set of bumper stickers.

eg: END IGNORANCE...STOP THINKING!

god will surely kick your miserable ass back down here to hell if you make a bore of yourself.

so keep it punchy!
make it funny!
be a bumperstickerian!
don't bore god!

http://bumperstickerism.tribe.net